3 The great, the gay, shall they partake 4 For thee I panted, thee I prized, HUMAN FRAILTY. 1 WEAK and irresolute is man ; 2 The bow well bent, and smart the spring, Vice seems already slain But Passion rudely snaps the string, 3 Some foe to his upright intent Finds out his weaker part; Virtue engages his assent, But Pleasure wins his heart. 4 "Tis here the folly of the wise And, while his tongue the charge denies, 5 Bound on a voyage of awful length 6 But oars alone can ne'er prevail The breath of Heaven must swell the sail, THE MODERN PATRIOT. 1 REBELLION is my theme all day; I only wish 'twould come (As who knows but perhaps it may ?) A little nearer home. 2 Yon roaring boys, who rave and fight I always held them in the right, 3 When lawless mobs insult the court, If breaking windows be the sport, 4 But oh! for him my fancy culls Your house about your ears. 5 Such civil broils are my delight, Though some folks can't endure 'em, 6 A rope! I wish we patriots had Such strings for all who need 'em- REPORT OF AN ADJUDGED CASE 1 BETWEEN Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose, The spectacles set them unhappily wrong; The point in dispute was, as all the world knows, To which the said spectacles ought to belong. 2 So Tongue was the lawyer, and argued the cause 3 In behalf of the Nose it will quickly appear, And your lordship, he said, will undoubtedly find, That the Nose has had spectacles always in wear, Which amounts to possession time out of mind. 4 Then holding the spectacles up to the court- Your lordship observes they are made with a straddle, As wide as the ridge of the Nose is; in short, Design'd to sit close to it, just like a saddle. 5 Again, would your lordship a moment suppose ('Tis a case that has happen'd, and may be again) That the visage or countenance had not a Nose, Pray who would, or who could, wear spectacles then? 6 On the whole it appears, and my argument shows, With a reasoning the court will never condemn, That the spectacles plainly were made for the Nose, And the Nose was as plainly intended for them. 7 Then shifting his side, as a lawyer knows how, For the court did not think they were equally wise. 8 So his lordship decreed, with a grave solemn tone, ON THE BURNING OF LORD MANSFIELD'S LIBRARY, 1 So then the Vandals of our isle, Sworn foes to sense and law, Have burnt to dust a nobler pile 2 And MURRAY sighs o'er Pope and Swift, And many a treasure more, The well-judged purchase, and the gift 3 Their pages mangled, burnt, and torn, The loss was his alone; But ages yet to come shall mourn ON THE SAME. 1 WHEN wit and genius meet their doom 2 O'er MURRAY's loss the Muses wept, Yet bless'd the guardian care that kept 3 There Memory, like the bee that's fed 4 The lawless herd, with fury blind, The flowers are gone-but still we find |