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man soldier, that I will be hanged for them? No, no, says he, I am resolved to be gone, and I would have you go with us; said I, What do you mean by us? Why, here is another honest fellow, an Englishman also, says he, that is resolved to desert too, and he has been a long while in the service, and says he knows how we shall be used abroad, and he will not go to Flanders, says he, not he.

Why, says I, you will be shot to death for deserters if you are taken, and they will send out scouts for you in the morning all over the country, so that you will certainly fall into their hands. As for that, says he, my comrade is thoroughly acquainted with the way, and he has undertaken to bring us to the banks of the Tweed, before they can come up with us, and when we are on the other side of the Tweed, they can't take us up.

And when would you go away? says I.

This minute, says he; no time to be lost; 'tis a fine moonshining night.

I have none of my baggage, says I; let me go back and fetch my linen, and other things.

Your linen is not much, I suppose, says he, and we shall easily get more in England the old way.

No, says I, no more of your old ways; it has been owing to those old ways that we are now in such a strait.

Well, well, says he, the old ways are better than this starving life of a gentleman, as we call it.

But, says I, we have no money in our pockets, how shall we travel?

I have a little, says the captain; enough to help us on to Newcastle, and if we can get none by the way, we will get some collier ship to take us in, and carry us to London by

sea.

I like that the best of all the measures you have laid yet, said I; and so I consented to go, and went off with him immediately. The cunning rogue having lodged his comrade a mile off under the hills, had dragged me by talking with him, by little and little, that way, till just when I consented, he was in sight, and he said, Look, there's my comrade! who I knew presently, having seen him among the men.

Being thus gotten under the hills, and a mile off the way, and the day just shut in, we kept on apace, resolving, if

possible, to get out of the reach of our pursuers, before they should miss us, or know anything of our being gone.

We plyed our time so well, and travelled so hard, that by five o'clock in the morning we were at a little village, whose name I forget; but they told us that we were within eight miles of the Tweed; and that as soon as we should be over the river, we were on English ground.

We refreshed a little here, but marched on with but little stay; however, it was half an hour past eight in the morning before we reached the Tweed, so it was at least twelve miles, when they told us it was but eight. Here we overtook two more of the same regiment, who had deserted from Haddington, where another part of the recruits were quartered.

Those were Scotchmen, and very poor, having not one penny in their pockets; and had no more when they made their escape but 8s. between them; and when they saw us, whom they knew to be of the same regiment, they took us to be pursuers, and that we came to lay hold of them; upon which they stood upon their defence, having the regiment swords on, as we had also, but none of the mounting or clothing; for we were not to receive the clothing till we came to the regiment in Flanders.

It was not long before we made them understand that we were in the same circumstances with themselves, and so we soon became one company; and after resting some time on the English side of the river (for we were heartily tired, and the others were as much fatigued as we were),-I say, after resting awhile, we set forwards towards Newcastle, whither we resolved to go to get our passage by sea to London; for we had not money to hold us out any farther.

Our money was ebbed very low; for, though I had one piece of gold in my pocket, which I kept reserved for the last extremity, yet it was but half-a-guinea, and my captain had bore all our charges as far as his money would go, so that when we came to Newcastle we had but sixpence left in all to help ourselves, and the two Scots had begged their way all along the road.

We contrived to come into Newcastle in the dusk of the evening, and even then we durst not venture into the public part of the town, but made down towards the river, something below the town, where some glass-houses stand. Here

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we knew not what to do with ourselves; but, guided by our fate, we put a good face upon the matter, and went into an ale-house, sat down, and called for a pint of beer.

The house was kept by a womau only, that is to say, we saw no other; and, as she appeared very frank, and entertained us cheerfully, we at last told our condition, and asked her if she could not help us to some kind master of a collier, that would give us a passage to London by sea. The subtle devil, who immediately found us proper fish for her hook, gave us the kindest words in the world, and told us she was heartily sorry she had not seen us one day sooner; that there was a collier-master, of her particular acquaintance, that went away but with the morning tide, that the ship was fallen down to Shields, but she believed was hardly over the bar yet, and she would send to his house and see if he was gone on board, for sometimes the masters do not go away till a tide after the ship, and she was sure if he was not gone she could prevail with him to take us all in; but then she was afraid we must go on board immediately, the same night.

We begged her to send to his house, for we knew not what to do, and if she could oblige him to take us on board, we did not care what time of night it was; for, as we had no money, we had no lodging, and we wanted nothing but to be on board.

We looked upon this as a mighty favour, that she sent to the master's house, and to our greater joy, she brought us word about an hour after that he was not gone, and was at a tavern in the town, whither his boy had been to fetch him; and that he had sent word he would call there in the way home.

This was all in our favour, and we were extremely pleased with it. About an hour after, the landlady being in the room with us, her maid brings us word the master was below; so down she goes to him, telling us she would go and tell him our case, and see to persuade him to take us all on board. After some time she comes up with him, and brings him into the room to us. Where are these honest gentlemen soldiers, says he, that are in such distress? We stood all up, and paid our respects to him. Well, gentlemen, and is all your money spent?

Indeed it is, said one of our company, and we shall be

infinitely obliged to you, sir, if you will give us a passage; we will be very willing to do anything we can in the ship, though we are not seamen.

Why, says he, were none of you ever at sea in your lives? No, says we, not one of us.

You will be able to do me no service then, says he, for you will be all sick: Well, however, says he, for my good landlady's sake here, I'll do it; but are you all ready to go on board, for I go on board this very night?

Yes, sir, says we again, we are ready to go this minute. No, no, says he, very kindly, we'll drink together; come, landlady, says he, make these honest gentlemen a sneaker of punch.

We looked at one another, for we knew we had no money, and he perceived it; Come, come, says he, don't be concerned at your having no money: my landlady here and I never part with dry lips. Come, goodwife, says he, make the punch as I bid you.

We thanked him, and said, God bless you, noble captain, a hundred times over, being overjoyed with such good luck. While we were drinking the punch, he calls the landlady; Come, says he, I'll step home and take my things, and bid them good bye, and order the boat to come at high water and take me up here; and pray, goodwife, says he, get me something for supper; sure if I can give these honest men their passage, I may give them a bit of victuals too; it may be they han't had much for dinner.

With this away he went, and in a little while we heard the jack agoing, and one of us going down stairs for a spy, brought us word there was a good leg of mutton at the fire. In less than an hour our captain came again, and came up to us, and blamed us that we had not drank all the punch out; Come, says he, don't be bashful, when that is out we can have another; when I am obliging poor men, I love to do it handsomely.

We drank on, and drank the punch out, and more was brought up, and he pushed it about apace; and then came up a leg of mutton, and I need not say that we eat heartily, being told several times that we should pay nothing. After supper was done, he bids my landlady ask if the boat was come? And she brought word no, it was not high water by a good deal; No! says he, well, then, give us some more

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punch; so more punch was brought in, and, as was afterwards confessed, something was put into it, or more brandy than ordinary, and by that time the punch was drunk out, we were all very drunk, and, as for me, I was asleep.

About the time that was out, we were told the boat was come; so we tumbled out, almost over one another, into the boat, and away we went, and our captain in the boat. Most of us, if not all, fell asleep, till after some time, though how much, or how far going, we knew not, the boat stopped, and we were waked, and told we were at the ship's side, which was true; and with much help and holding us, for fear we should fall overboard, we were all gotten into the ship. All I remember of it was this, that as soon as we were on board, our captain, as we called him, called out thus: Here, boatswain, take care of these gentlemen, and give them good cabins, and let them turn in and go to sleep, for they are very weary; and so indeed we were, and very drunk too, being the first time I had ever drank punch in my life.

CHAPTER VIII.

WE ARE KIDNAPPED, AND CARRIED ON BOARD SHIP BY A VIRGINIA CAPTAIN-MAKE THE COAST OF VIRGINIA IN 32 DAYS-CAPTAIN JACK MAKES HIS ESCAPE—A PEEP INTO FUTURITY-I AM SOLD ALONG WITH THE OTHERS TO A RICH PLANTER-MY MASTER HOLDS A LONG CONVERSATION WITH ME, AND IN CONSEQUENCE OF MY GOOD BEHAVIOUR PUTS ME IN A PLACE OF TRUST.

WELL, care was taken of us according to order, and we were put into very good cabins, where we were sure to go immediately to sleep. In the mean time, the ship, which was indeed just ready to go, and only on notice given had come to an anchor for us at Shields, weighed, stood over the bar, and went off to sea; and when we waked, and began to peep abroad, which was not till near noon the next day, we found ourselves a great way at sea; the land in sight, indeed, but at a great distance, and all going merrily on for London, as we understood it. We were very well used, and well satisfied with our condition for about three days, when we began to inquire whether we were not almost come, and how