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Blest country! where these kingly glories shine,
Blest England! if this happiness be thine.

A. Guard what you say; the patriotic tribe
Will sneer, and charge you with a bribe.

B. A bribe?

The worth of his three kingdoms I defy,
To lure me to the baseness of a lie ;
And, of all lies (be that one poet's boast),
The lie that flatters I abhor the most.
Those arts be theirs who hate his gentle reign;
But he that loves him has no need to feign.

A. Your smooth eulogium to one crown address'd, Seems to imply a censure on the rest.

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B. Quevedo,1 as he tells his sober tale, Ask'd, when in Hell, to see the royal jail; Approved their method in all other things, "But where, good sir, do you confine your kings?" "There"—said his guide-" the group is full in view." "Indeed!" replied the Don-" there are but few." His black interpreter the charge disdain'd― "Few, fellow ?-there are all that ever reign'd." Wit, undistinguishing, is apt to strike The guilty and not guilty both alike.

I grant the sarcasm is too severe,
And we can readily refute it here,

While Alfred's name, the father of his age,

And the Sixth Edward's

grace

the historic page.

A. Kings then at last have but the lot of all;

By their own conduct they must stand or fall.

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B. True. While they live, the courtly laureate pays His quit-rent ode, his peppercorn of praise;

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Quevedo:' there is no such passage in the original Spanish. It has probably been added by a translator.

And many a dunce, whose fingers itch to write,
Adds, as he can, his tributary mite:

A subject's faults a subject may proclaim,

A monarch's errors are forbidden game.

Thus, free from censure, overawed by fear,
And praised for virtues that they scorn to wear,
The fleeting forms of majesty engage
Respect, while stalking o'er life's narrow stage;
Then leave their crimes for history to scan,
And ask, with busy scorn, Was this the man?
I pity kings, whom worship waits upon
Obsequious, from the cradle to the throne;
Before whose infant eyes the flatterer bows,
And binds a wreath about their baby brows;
Whom education stiffens into state,

And death awakens from that dream too late.
Oh! if Servility with supple knees,

Whose trade it is to smile, to crouch, to please;
If smooth Dissimulation, skill'd to grace

A devil's purpose with an angel's face;
If smiling peeresses and simpering peers,
Encompassing his throne a few short years;
If the gilt carriage and the pamper'd steed,
That wants no driving, and disdains the lead;
If guards, mechanically form'd in ranks,
Playing, at beat of drum, their martial pranks,
Shouldering and standing as if stuck to stone,
While condescending majesty looks on ;-
If monarchy consist in such base things,
Sighing, I say again, I pity kings!

To be suspected, thwarted, and withstood,
Even when he labours for his country's good;
To see a band call'd patriot for no cause,
But that they catch at popular applause,

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Careless of all the anxiety he feels,
Hook disappointment on the public wheels;
With all their flippant fluency of tongue,
Most confident, when palpably most wrong;-
If this be kingly, then farewell for me
All kingship; and may I be poor and free!
To be the Table Talk of clubs up-stairs,
To which the unwash'd artificer repairs;
To indulge his genius after long fatigue,
By diving into cabinet intrigue;

(For what kings deem a toil, as well they may,
To him is relaxation, and mere play ;)

To win no praise when well-wrought plans prevail,
But to be rudely censured when they fail;
To doubt the love his favourites may pretend,
And in reality to find no friend;

If he indulge a cultivated taste,

His galleries with the works of art well graced,
To hear it call'd extravagance and waste;-
If these attendants, and if such as these,
Must follow royalty, then welcome ease!
However humble and confined the sphere,
Happy the state that has not these to fear!

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A. Thus men, whose thoughts contemplative have dwelt On situations that they never felt,

Start up sagacious, cover'd with the dust

Of dreaming study and pedantic rust,

And prate and preach about what others prove,
As if the world and they were hand and glove.
Leave kingly backs to cope with kingly cares;
They have their weight to carry, subjects theirs ;
Poets, of all men, ever least regret

Increasing taxes and the nation's debt.

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Could

you contrive the payment, and rehearse The mighty plan, oracular, in verse,

No bard, howe'er majestic, old or new,
Should claim my fix'd attention more than you.
B. Not Brindley nor Bridgewater would essay
To turn the course of Helicon that way;
Nor would the Nine consent the sacred tide
Should purl amidst the traffic of Cheapside,
Or tinkle in 'Change Alley, to amuse
The leathern ears of stockjobbers and Jews.

A. Vouchsafe, at least, to pitch the key of rhyme
To themes more pertinent, if less sublime.
When ministers and ministerial arts;

Patriots, who love good places at their hearts;
When admirals, extoll'd for standing still,
Or doing nothing with a deal of skill;

Generals, who will not conquer when they may,
Firm friends to peace, to pleasure, and good pay;
When Freedom wounded almost to despair,
Though Discontent alone can find out where ;-
When themes like these employ the poet's tongue,
I hear as mute as if a siren sung.

Or tell me, if you can, what

power maintains A Briton's scorn of arbitrary chains?

That were a theme might animate the dead,

And move the lips of poets cast in lead.

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B. The cause, though worth the search, may yet elude Conjecture and remark, however shrewd.

They take, perhaps, a well-directed aim,
Who seek it in his climate and his frame.
Liberal in all things else, yet Nature here
With stern severity deals out the year.
Winter invades the spring, and often pours
A chilling flood on summer's drooping flowers;

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Unwelcome vapours quench autumnal beams,
Ungenial blasts attending, curl the streams;
The peasants urge their harvest, ply the fork
With double toil, and shiver at their work.
Thus with a rigour, for his good design'd,
She rears her favourite man of all mankind.
His form robust, and of elastic tone,
Proportion'd well, half muscle and half bone,
Supplies with warm activity and force

A mind well lodged, and masculine of course.
Hence Liberty, sweet Liberty, inspires
And keeps alive his fierce but noble fires.
Patient of constitutional control,

He bears it with meek manliness of soul;
But if authority grow wanton, woe
To him that treads upon his free-born toe!
One step beyond the boundary of the laws
Fires him at once in Freedom's glorious cause.
Thus proud Prerogative, not much revered,

Is seldom felt, though sometimes seen and heard ;
And in his cage, like parrot fine and gay,
Is kept to strut, look big, and talk away.

Born in a climate softer far than ours,
Not form'd like us, with such Herculean powers,
The Frenchman, easy, debonair, and brisk,
Give him his lass, his fiddle, and his frisk,
Is always happy, reign whoever may,
And laughs the sense of misery far away.
He drinks his simple beverage with a gust;
And, feasting on an onion and a crust,
We never feel the alacrity and joy

With which he shouts and carols, Vive le Roi!
Fill'd with as much true merriment and glee,
As if he heard his king say-Slave, be free.

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