Gru. Help, masters, help! my master is mad. Enter HORTENSIO. Hor. How now? what's the matter?-My old friend Grumio! and my good friend Petruchio !-How do you all at Verona ? Pet. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray? Con tutto il core bene trovato, may I say. Hor. Alla nostra casa bene venuto, Molto honorato signor mio Petruchio. -Rise, Grumio, rise; we will compound this quarrel. Gru. Nay, 'tis no matter, what he leges in latin.6-If this be not a lawful cause for me to leave his service, Look you, sir,-he bid me knock him, and rap him soundly, sir: Well, was it fit for a servant to use his master so; being, perhaps, (for ought I see,) two and thirty, a pip out? Pet. A senseless villain ! - Good Hortensio, Pet. Sirrah, be gone, or talk not, I advise you. Hor. Petruchio, patience; I am Grumio's pledge: Why, this is a heavy chance 'twixt him and you; Your ancient, trusty, pleasant servant Grumio. And tell me now, sweet friend, - what happy gale Blows you to Padua here, from old Verona? Pet. Such wind as scatters young men through the world, To seek their fortunes further than at home, Where small experience grows. But, in a few, Signior Hortensio, thus it stands with me :Antonio, my father, is deceas'd; And I have thrust myself into this maze, Haply to wive, and thrive, as best I may: Crowns in my purse I have, and goods at home, And so am come abroad to see the world. [6] i. e. I suppose, what he alleges in Latin. Petruchio has been just speaking Italian to Hortensio, which Grumio mistakes for the other language. STEEV. Hor. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to thee, Pet. Signior Hortensio, 'twixt such friends as we, If wealthily, then happily in Padua. Gru. Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly what his mind is: Why, give him gold enough, and marry him to a a puppet, or an aglet-baby;7 or an old trot, with ne'er a tooth in her head, though she have as many diseases as two and fifty horses: why, nothing comes amiss, so money comes withal. Hor. Petruchio, since we have stepp'd thus far in, I will continue that I broach'd in jest. I can, Petruchio, help thee to a wife With wealth enough, and young, and beauteous; Is, that she is intolerably curst, And shrewd, and froward; so beyond all measure, Pet. Hortensio, peace; thou know'st not gold's effect: [6] The allusion is to a story told by Gower in the first Book De Confessione Amantis. Florent is the name of a knight who had bound himself to marry a deformed hag, provided she taught him the solution of a riddie on which his life depended. STEEV. [7] i.e. a diminutive being, not exceeding in size the tag of a point, STEE, An affable and courteous gentleman: Renown'd in Padua for her scolding tongue. Pet. I know her father, though I know not her; And he knew my deceased father well:- Gru. I pray you, sir, let him go while the humour lasts. O' my word, an she knew him as well as I do, she would think scolding would do little good upon him: She may, perhaps, call him half a score knaves, or so : why, that's nothing; and he begin once, he'll rail in his rope-tricks,& I'll tell you what, sir,-an she stand him but a little, he will throw a figure in her face, and so disfigure her with it, that she shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat:9 You know him not, sir. Hor. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee; (For those defects I have before rehears'd,) A title for a maid, of all titles the worst. Hor. Now shall my friend Petruchio do me grace: And offer me, disguis'd in sober robes, Well seen in music, 2 to instruct Bianca: [8] Ropery or rope-tricks originally signified abusive language, without any determinate idea; such language as parrots are taught to speak. So, in Hudibrass : "Could tell what subt'lest parrots mean, "That speak, and think contrary clean; "What member 'tis of whom they talk, "When they cry rope, and walk, knave walk." MAL: [9] It may mean, that he shall swell up her eyes with blows, till she shall seem to peep with a contracted pupil like a cat in the light. JOHNS. [1] Keep is custody. The strongest part of an ancient castle was called the keep. STEEV. [2] Seen is versed, practised. STEEV. That so I may by this device, at least, And, unsuspected, court her by herself. Enter GREMIO; with him LUCENTIO disguised, with books under his arm. Gru. Here's no knavery! See; to beguile the old folks, how the young folks lay their heads together!Master, Master, look about you:-Who goes there? ha! Hor. Peace, Grumio; 'tis the rival of my love: -Petruchio, stand by a while. Gru. A proper stripling, and an amorous! [They retire. Gre. O, very well; I have perus'd the note. Signior Baptista's liberality, I'll mend it with a largess:-Take your papers too, To whom they go. What will you read to her? As for my patron, (stand you so assur'd,) Gre. O this learning! what a thing it is! Pet. Peace, sirrah. Hor. Grumio, mum!-God save you, signior Gremio! Whither I am going? - To Baptista Minola. About a schoolmaster for fair Bianca: And, by good fortune, I have lighted well Hor. 'Tis well : and I have met a gentleman, Hath promis'd me to help me to another, 1 : Gre. Belov'd of me, and that my deeds shall prove. [Aside. Listen to me, and if you speak me fair, Gre. No, say'st me so, friend? What countryman ? Gre. O, sir, such a life, with such a wife, were strange: But, if you have a stomach, to't, o' God's name; You shall have me assisting you in all. But will you woo this wild cat? Pet. Will I live? Gru. Will he woo her? ay, or I'll hang her. [Aside. Think you, a little din can daunt mine ears? Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets' clang?3 That gives not half so great a blow to the ear, Tush, tush! fear boys with bugs. Gru. For he fears none. Gre. Hortensio, hark! 4 This gentleman is happily arriv'd, My mind presumes, for his own good, and yours. [Aside. [3] Probably the word clang is here used adjectively, as in the Paradise Lost, b. xi. ver. 834, and not as a verb. -" an island salt and bare, The haunt of seals and orcs, and sea-mews clang." T. WARTON. |